“The rebels have almost escaped-”

“FIRE THE STUD SHOOTER” growled Darth Vader.

“OK” said an unimportant officer,  nobody cares about them because their  AIM IS AS BAD AS A STORM TROOPERS but anyhow so they pressed the button but  they all forgot that it was Windows 1 not Windows 100. “Uh sir ” said the officer “… but it is SO slow” squealed Darth Vader 

” HAHAHAHAH” shouted the officer.

“Is that what you really sound like-then you sound like a  wampa after his voice cracked.” Mocked another unimportant officer.

And so as things go with Darth Vader he got chucked out of the ship