STAR WARS but if they had windows 1
“The rebels have almost escaped-”
“FIRE THE STUD SHOOTER” growled Darth Vader.
“OK” said an unimportant officer, nobody cares about them because their AIM IS AS BAD AS A STORM TROOPERS but anyhow so they pressed the button but they all forgot that it was Windows 1 not Windows 100. “Uh sir ” said the officer “… but it is SO slow” squealed Darth Vader
” HAHAHAHAH” shouted the officer.
“Is that what you really sound like-then you sound like a wampa after his voice cracked.” Mocked another unimportant officer.
And so as things go with Darth Vader he got chucked out of the ship