January 30

STAR WARS but if they had windows 1

“The rebels have almost escaped-”

“FIRE THE STUD SHOOTER” growled Darth Vader.

“OK” said an unimportant officer,  nobody cares about them because their  AIM IS AS BAD AS A STORM TROOPERS but anyhow so they pressed the button but  they all forgot that it was Windows 1 not Windows 100. “Uh sir ” said the officer “… but it is SO slow” squealed Darth Vader 

” HAHAHAHAH” shouted the officer.

“Is that what you really sound like-then you sound like a  wampa after his voice cracked.” Mocked another unimportant officer.

And so as things go with Darth Vader he got chucked out of the ship

 


Posted January 30, 2020 by ryan54 in category Uncategorized

6 thoughts on “STAR WARS but if they had windows 1

  1. erin055

    Well done Ryan it really did make me laugh I would like to see you write more star wars based writing. I love you vocabulary and how you described darth vader.

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